Best friends never die. Friends are people that share everything with us. If someone still hide his or her embarrassed moment, he or she is not your best friend. You are not blood related but you treat him or her like brother and sister. You would self-proclaimed yourself as the best couple of all time. Your best friend is the person who gets you. They understand who you are and what you are saying. Like Colleens in Yoga Hosers. They are not sisters but they do dumb things together. They never feel ashamed to do bad and good. They are also working together to save the planet from the crazy little Hitler.
The story is about Colleens, Colleen McKenzie and Colleen Collette, two high school sophomores who have part-time job in Eh-2-Zed as clerks. The two are the typical high school girls in modern era, they take picture everything and post them in social media. Despite their study and their clerical jobs, they spend their days studying yoga with their guru, Yogi Bayer. One day, a popular senior Hunter Calloway invites the Colleens to the grade 12th’s party.In the next day, their history teacher in school wants to impress her students with history materials. She informs the class that the Nazi Party once had an influence in Winnipeg. Years ago, the self-proclaimed “Canadian Führer” Adrien Arcand and his right-hand-man, Andronicus Arcane, created Canadian Nazis and asked many people to join. Both blamed Jews for the setbacks and weakness of Canada. So, they terrorize every people and made riots and disturbance. Arcand was later arrested by Federal authorities, but Andronicus Arcane was never found. Andronicus was just disappeared.
Colleens’ plan to have senior party was ruined because Colleen Collette’s father spontaneously have a trip to Niagara Falls with Tabitha, the store’s manager. Since they have to stay in store, Colleen McKenzie invite Hunter and his best friend, Gordon Greenleaf, to move the party to the Eh-2-Zed. Everything is okay until Colleen McKenzie realize that Hunter is a satan worshiper and he plans to sacrifice the Colleens. However, his plan gone bad because of the evil little monsters called Bratzis. Bratzis is basically a bratwurst with Arcane’s blood, The right-hand man of Adrien Arcand. He used to be an artist but the critics ruin his career. So, they made a “Goalie Golem” to destroy all critics in Canadian land. Try to stop Adrien, Colleens and Guy LaPointe, a Legendary man-hunter from French are taken by Bratzis instead. Luckily, Goalie Golem is no longer wishing to follow Arcane’s orders, and kills him Adrien. The Colleens have to use their yoga skills to defeat the Golem and soon after, clear their names.
I have to admit, as a comedy film, Yoga Hosers is not funny. Some scenes are so absurd but they are not enough to make me laugh. Too many foolish elements are included in this film. The Bratzis, smartphone addict, and Guy LaPointe are not correlated, at least for me. The good is the actors. Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith and Johnny Depp make the film have a soul. Believe me the only reason why I watch this is because of Lily-Rose Depp. Sorry.
Producers : Liz Destro, Jordan Monsanto, Jennifer Schwalbach
Directors : Kevin Smith
Writers : Kevin Smith
Starring : Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, Vanessa Paradis, Austin Butler, Tyler Posey, Johnny Depp